Ambergris Aspiration

Ambergris is Sperm Whale Vomit. More precisely, it is not always Vomit, sometimes Ambergris may be excreted as faecal matter.

With this in mind it is a fair assumption then,  that Ambergris in its raw form is a deeply unpleasant material. Yet somehow Ambergris is also extremely rare, sought after, and quite valuable, worth more per gram than pure Gold for example. 

It is therefore my aspiration, that existing as I do, as a  deeply unpleasant material in pretty much any form, I may yet turnout to be extremely rare, sought after and valuable. It is highly  unlikely, but for the moment this concept will get me through the day.

 

 

 

 

3 responses to “Ambergris Aspiration”

  1. Carol Smith avatar
    Carol Smith

    Hold that thought, it’s a good one!

  2. Wendy avatar
    Wendy

    But you are already rare, sought after and valuable! Most people may not comprehend the value of Ambergris if they were to see it washed up on the beach, but those who are educated, are very aware of what unique and rare treasure it truely is.

  3. Peter Lewis avatar
    Peter Lewis

    Consider yourself like ‘a diamond in the rough’ – it’s essence isn’t revealed until the polishing is complete, although hints show through during the process.

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