Awkward Shopping…..

Pulse rate > 120 Beats per minute

Perspiration – Excessive

Blood Pressure – Off the chart

Skin – Pale, ghostly white even.

Breathing – Shallow and rapid

No, this is not me working out, this is the physiological response to my solo expedition into Busselton Priceline to buy a Lipstick. The last time I think i felt like that, I was at 10,000 feet in a mildly aerobatic aircraft and I was no longer sure I knew which way was up…

There was a degree of success to my endeavour, I arrived home with two brand new lipsticks in my bag and my pulse rate has now settled down to a normal level. It would seem I still have a way to go to beat the Shame that dwells within and turns what should be a fun excursion into a moment of panic..

I’ve got about four days to turn this Shame into Pride, so I can climb onto my Indian, and with genuine dignity, ride my motorcycle in the Busselton Pride Parade celebrating LGBTI diversity.

3 responses to “Awkward Shopping…..”

Vanessa

March 19, 2018

Gee id love to go make up shopping with you! Suzanna It would be a fun thing, Well done to you, hope they were great colours! Is the parade this weekend? Please make sure there is plenty of photos taken, would love to see you on your steel horse with that proud smile and the new lippy

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1. Suzanne
  
  March 20, 2018
  
  Hi Vanessa, yes the parade is this weekend, yes I am sure there will be plenty of photos, hopefully I’m not in any of them 🙂
  
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Kim

March 21, 2018

Hey lovely, so proud you made it into the shop and purchased……that lipstick was particularly low so a shop was indeed needed. Sad you had to feel so dreadful 🙁
Enjoy the parade, which boots? X

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